Ok - this is another "tongue in cheek" post inspired by the "Enjoying a Cock" contest. If my cock were long enough, my take on "Enjoying a Cock" would involve balloon animals. But - sorry ladies - I'm not in the balloon animal league. But I am in the "napkin ring" league. So here I am, taking the napkin ring challenge, using half a dozen heirloom pewter napkin rings to pull off something "special" (sorry grandma).
I had to present this in WIDE FORMAT because my cock would not fit in normal screen dimensions. Ahem. Get it? Ahem. :-)
Let me say quickly - kids, DO NOT try this at home. Seriously. You could end up in an emergency room with large power tools applied to your cock - think Dremel or Jack Hammer. Not fun. The subject of this photo is a professional cocksman on a closed course. This took a long time, was not fun (actually, somewhat painful) except for the satisfucktion of actually pulling the thing off. By which I mean actually pulling the things off when the whole thing was over. Sometimes one has to suffer for one's art.
(BTW - this was done while Mrs. Pix is out of town - this is what happens, ladies, when you leave your guys alone too long.)